Sir Paul was frail he looked a wreck to me At night he was a horse's neck to me So I performed an appendectomy To keep my love alive Sir Thomas had insomnia He couldn't sleep at night I bought a little arsenic He's sleeping now all right Sir Philip played the harp I cussed the thing I crowned him with his harp To bust the thing And now he plays Where harps are just the thing To keep my love alive
#black
I've been married and married And often I've sighed "I'm never a bridesmaid I'm always the bride" I never divorced them I hadn't the heart Yet remember these sweet words "Till death do us part" I married many men a ton of them Because I was untrue to none of them Because I bumped off every one of them To keep my love alive